Groundhogs day.
Like the movie, just Bill Murray doesnt bang out the chick in the park.
Execpt its not Groundhogs Day.
Its Thanksgiving with all the family you dont like, complete with the drag queen uncle, and the underlaying drama between Mommy and Daddy because they dont fuck anymore, too fat, too old, and too goddamn ugly. As you can guess, their both a little tense. It drags on forever. Equiped with Sippy Cups and a kiddy table, for any one under 35.
We have a name for it, "Deployment"
And everyday is exactly the same.
2 comments:
Don't forget about our bibs! Everyone needs to wipe their ass three times before pulling up their huggies, roger?
Fuck your right, and permission to leave the table.
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