Shaving, guess who doesnt get in trouble for not doing it?

So Mori got ahold of Joo-Gold and told him "If I have to correct your soldier one more time on not shaving, i'm putting it on paper."

Naturally I assume he's talking about me, considering of all the things I give the least shit about, its shaving.

But no, i'm wrong, he's talking about Oswald, cool broh.

As i'm walking by Mori he stops me, "WTF when did you shave today?"

Me - "At 3:30 when I had to come into work."

Mori "Oh, ok."

Idiot.