Imagine

Remember when you first got to the unit and you were sizing everyone up? Didn't know who was cool, who was a lame, a snitch etc... Well this blog solves that problem for a while. When we get back to Hood we can just show this to all the new cats that don't know what to expect from their chain of command. I know all of these mother fuckers and this shit makes me want to rip someones head off just from reading the posts for today. You guys do an amazing job of painting the picture of events that take place, but it doesn't surprise me that these fuckers think their dicks are getting bigger every day.

How do Mori and Olaf sit around and think they have a reason to be here? Neither of them have done a fucking thing the entire deployment, all they have is rank on their chest. Their IQ together equals 9 and these are the people we have to listen to. Fuck you and your good ideas. You're an E4/E5, so there is no way in fucking hell you have a better idea than me. No way. This is their logic, I swear on ma daughta.

I'll start with Mori. I try my fucking hardest to avoid having conversation with this moron, because you never know when he is going to flip the script.

Mori-"Hey bro! your ink looks so badass man, they did a really good job!"
Big D- "Oh yeah, thanks."
Mori-"HOW ABOUT A SARGENT AT THE END OF THAT"
Big D-"Oh, HOOAH SARGENT! LONGKNIFE"

I mean come on. He has to walk around every day knowing that everyone hates him. So he just shoves his beaner nose as far as he can up the PL's ass and pretends like he has a friend. Guy is a fucking idiot, I don't even know where to start with him. If I ever get the chance to defile him and his family in any way, I will. His family has never done anything wrong to me, except being related to him, and thats enough for me to fuck them up. It makes me sick to my stomach to actually think that this guy is my boss, my leader. It's not like he earned his position, they just didnt have another choice. Sad to say it, but I kind of wish Doctore was back, even though he would eat Joo Gold and Cardiac for fucking breakfast. I dont know, I take that back. They are all fucking bad, and they all need to die

Olaf is a whole other case. Same level of hate, just different reasons. For some reason this fuck likes me, or does a damn good job of acting like he does. I try and maintain this pseudo friendship because sometimes it works to my favor. You can bash on me all day for it, but I think after going to that anger management class with him he thinks we are good buddies. He also thinks we are going to hang out when I ETS and he is at Fort Stewart. If you guys wanted, I could drug him and we could.....well discuss that later, I'd rather it not be written down. But yeah. This guy is something else. E6, been in the army for 22 years, 22 FUCKING YEARS. I  was 3 when you joined dude, and you're an E6. FAIL.  He uses supplements like they are drugs, Drinks NANO Xplode like its fucking meth, and runs around tonguing his mouth trying his best to make his mouth look like a loose asshole with shit coming out of it. Mori and Olaf could die, right now, and I would not give a single fuck. I would be ecstatic actually. It's really hard to fight retards with power. REALLY HARD. I guess when people hate you all you can do is suck your superiors dicks. Olaf and Mori are pros at this.

Maybe if these two fucks put their differences aside and realized how much they have in common they could fuck each other in the ass and make the most UBER retard ever. What a scary thought.

Another thought. Mori and Olaf could get Fadi to suck them off, then Fadi could swallow their semen and host their UBER retard baby in his cavernous ass stomach for 9 months. Dude has to have a fucking colony in there, probably of his stinky ass egyptian family.

I digress.