Lets start with The Pit getting kicked out of the office multiple times a day, not just today. Let me paint you a picture, Olaf always has a HUGE dip in his mouth, and his stupid little tongue never stops moving, constantly keeping a fresh layer of dip spit around his mouth. Not to mention he has the biggest invisible watermelons under his arms, and acts like he has, at any given moment, just taken a hit of speed. So he will throw the door open, storm in and not look a single person in the face, throw a thumb over his right shoulder and tell everyone to get out. Let me say this now... It is not like Olaf or Mori do not have their own office 15 steps away, but no it's not good enough. They want to show The Pit who is boss. So we leave, and they will take three fucking hours to tell thing two things. So today Olaf decides that regardless of what good ideas Chapo or Joo-Gold or Mac has, "how bout you just shut up and listen", that only Joo-Gold, Oswald and Steve are going to take on the Force Pro detail. 12 hours of sitting in a god damn truck with a bunch of FAGGOT MP's, or Ignorant ass cooks, oh joy. Oh and did Steve mention that he has to have 210 rounds of ammo, his vest and helmet. Becuase you know, there are a lot of fire fights ON THE FOB!!!!!
Second at 4 AM Steve has to go take a PT test, for those of you who has no idea what that means, Steve have to do as many push ups as humanly possible in 2 minutes, then as many sit ups as humanly possible in 2 minutes. Then Steve has 10 minutes to rest before running 2 miles in 80 degree weather as fast as humanly possible. And Steve has to all this at 4 in the morning, the same day on which I start work at 11 PM. Oh and did I mention that Olaf thinks he can't tell anyone but NCO's this, and then he bitches to them. Unbeknownst to him, the Pit has infiltrated the ranks and everything gets back to us "Young Soldiers". Well that is all...
PEEEWN PEEEWN BITCHES.
Because I'm Steve, and I'm AWWWWWWESOME.
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