So it begins

I started my day off by waking up at four AM to go down to a shitty soccer field. OH yeah I'm in Northern Iraq and the low here at four AM is like 85 degrees. So they make us go down to play a poor persons sport at five in the morning and I'm like "fuck this."

So me and Mac carry our happy ass back to the CHU's  (CHU's are what the army calls our rooms, they are these big ass trailers with A/C units and a door mounted to them. This makes them habitable) 

I come back, get ready for work, and we gotta meet up with our section Sargent at the company at 0900. I'm sitting there reading some bullshit on my ipad and in he comes, walking around like he is a fucking mastodon, just staring at people. Let me tell you he is one of the grumpiest mother fuckers I have ever met in my life. I'm pretty  grumpy but this guy puts me to shame. I had to go to anger management class with this guy and I thought he was going to kill the lady teaching it. Literally fucking nuts. Back to the story. He gets all pissy because everyone is not there, so he's all like "we'll try this shit again at 1430." For fucks sake man we are at the end of a 12 month deployment and all you want to do is make us sit around and wait on you. So we kill some time, watched Spun and played some NBA Live. He comes in at 1445 and tells us all this useless bullshit, Then tells us he is coming thru our CHU's to check them out at 1600. Fast forward to our CHU's, he walks in for 3 seconds, walks out. That's it. I mean seriously, Maybe I'm not remembering everything correctly, or all of it. But this guy is out of his fucking mind.  He's been in the Army for 22 years and it has definitely gone to his head. I think his old ass served in Nam. But yeah, Moral of the story is fuck him for wasting all of my time so I cant sit in my room, collect a paycheck and play World of Warcraft. lulz.