New PT Plan...

So today Krag, Mori, Chapo, Derby and I took our final recort PT test for this deployment. I of course failed weight before we even got started, not to worry though I just ran the numbers and I am sitting at 19% BF which is 7 percent under. Now onto the funny part of the story. So before the pt test starts Joo-Gold and I are shooting hoops waiting to start. We finally start, and I find out that I am in Olaf's line. This guy grades a PT test like it is the god damn Olympics, he is constantly moving up and down with you looking like Mori's son. (If this is the first post you are reading, his son is a mongoloid.) The last time I took a pt test he told me he would have only counted 20% of my push ups, so naturally I am a little nervous about this morning. Krag goes first and does enough to pass and a few more for good measure. I step up get down and do a few just to show him I know what a proper push up looks like, his dumb ass thinks that I am starting already. So he tells me "those look good, but wait ha ha ha, we haven't started yet." IDIOT. So for the next minute and a half I do 41 perfect push ups and then reach muscle failure, I need 40 to pass. Ever other push up, Olaf feels the need to tell me how good my push ups are and how proud he is me. If you can close your eyes and pause for a second... all I can smell is Grizzly mint coming from his mouth, well that and shit because I am pretty sure he didn't brush his teeth in what smelled like the last 5 fucking years. Next is the sit up event, nothing funny here I did 60 and stood up. Then Mori asks me how I did and then how Krag did, then he starts talking to Chapo and finds out that Chapo has just nearly maxed both events. Mori tells Chap that it appears that Steve and Krag are on the same PT plan, ' The barely passing PT plan, ha ha ha'. Chapo replies yep.... passing. lmFao. Then we run and Krag throws up which in turn causes me to throw up. The end.

I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I did doing it. Any one want to join me and Krag in our new PT plan????